#foreveralone

Sooooooooooo I have decided that I am going to be one of those old ladies who own like 50 cats and no husband to show for it. I'm gonna work at a fast food joint and spend all my money on nothing but cat litter and my old trailer. Why?


Why?!


Because on a friday night I am doing NOTHING but watching movies over and over again BY MYSELF while my sisters are out with friends......#sadlife

So yeah.


My only friend is my blanket and my stuffed animal Charley. They're good people...things...? They're real to me. Whateves.

Oh...and Eli is off being cool at a football game. He's so rad (no sarcasm intended)... :)

f;aldkjf;lfkiujtpoiurptoiewj;lkagj;kljfoiutfreopiurwekijr;lj;al <<<<<<<<<<How I feel right now.


Oh! And, here's a story. It goes like this...

*Izzy walks into playroom...
Izzy: Sammy! Why you alone?!
Me: Uh...I have no friends
Izzy: What about Leska (Lexie) and Eli!?
Me: They don't like me anymore. I'm a sad teenager
Izzy: Well, that sucks but I still love you
Me: Oh good..I'm glad. Would you love me if I had lots of cats?
Izzy: No. You'd be stinky.
Me: Oh. I see how it is.
Izzy: Cats are bad. Um..Sammy Eli doesn't like cats.
Me: #foreveralone

Just Thinking to Myself

I tend to go off on tangents in my wee lil brain and they're possibly NO literally ARE the best tangents in the world. You know, often times girls have that cliche dream of being a princess and finding their one true love and being swept off their feet and carried into a palace where they can have peaceful slumbers and dream of pink fluffy things and candy. NOT! ME! Mine are about things like...

Bungee jumping off Mt. Rainer (Note: Please keep in mind that these are, in fact, daydreams and aren't exactly at all feasible nor will I ever have the guts to ACTUALLY do it. For if I did, I would have attractive men falling at my feet. Side Note: I have one attractive guy falling at my feet-Eli-so maybe I am doing something right...just a thought laydays!:))

Being attacked by a demon bear that wants to eat my brains out and I pull some kung-fu magic out of my back pocket and kick his teeth in and finger shoot him. (that's where you like take your fingers and poke them REALLY hard in the eye. However, I don't see how I would be able to actually do it as I would probably pee my pants hardcore if I was actually in front of a pear that was a demon and wanted to eat my brains. That's only slightly scary. SLIGHTLY! I'm gangster so no big deal or anything.) 

AND!!! 

My one really girly daydream is, in fact, being swept off my feet and being brought to a palace.

As a random little tidbit of my day...

I went to the mall today with Hannah, Lexie and Claire and there was a shirt with Jesus on it on the crucifix. On the top it said "Come At Me Bro" ....I'm not really sure how I feel about it. :/ 

As shown below...

You let me know how you feel about it and then I will calculate all of the feelings and set my feelings in accordance.

As another tidbit of my day...

At the mall with said people above we were in Forever 21 (let me take a second to breathe as that store is very much heaven to my soul.) and we saw endless amount of LDS missionaries which BTWS people! I want to be one so I was all googly eyed over them because, I'm sorry, but missionaries are so attractive. I want to be attractive...not that I'm not now, cuz I am but ya know...GET ON MY LEVEL!

That is all. The end.

P.S.- This post makes absolutely no sense what so ever..not really sure how I should feel about this either. I'm ashamed. I'm just gonna go cry in a corner about my loss of thought and lack of smarticles to write a blog post that makes sense or at least has any relevancy at all.

That is all. The end.     

Kindergarten and Movie Nights

SO! Last night was this "Kindergarten Stake Dance" where everyone dresses up like a kindergartner (I wore dresses LITERALLY everyday so I wasn't gonna dress up. I didn't want to wear a dress.) So! My goal for the night (mind you I had ONE shouldn't be hard to fulfill right?!? WRONG.) 

Samantha's Goal: Get Eli to ask me to dance

We walk into the dance and Eli immediately walks over to request a song.

SAM'S THOUGHT: SWEET! HE'S GONNA REQUEST AN AMAZINGLY AWESOME SONG (SLOW SONG MIND YOU) AND WE'RE GONNA DANCE THE NIGHT AWAY BEING COMPLETELY BLINDED BY EACH OTHER AND STARING ALL NIGHT INTO HIS EYES BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT WE DO!

1st Slow Song: I stare at him and instead of dancing we....get this.....color. -.-
2nd Slow Song: REDEMPTION TIME! Eli is gonna ask me to dance and I can stare into those eyes and dance superdy slow........EXCEPT not. Round 2 passes just as quickly as round 1. And, get this, we're still coloring.
*I tell my sister to go request a couple songs (special songs) to get Eli to ask. Didn't work. They didn't have them. :( *
3rd Slow Song: T-SWIZZLE! Romeo and Juliet. This. Is gonna happen. Eli gets up and walks away. THE HECK?! Bobby Baddley (Super cool dude.) Asks me to dance. Am I gonna say no?! OF COURSE NOT! We dance and Eli gives me the evil eye. :/ I felt bad because I really wanted to dance with that kid because we are, after all, a couple. I should put that Eli (bless his heart) was going to ask me since this song is one of his favorites and I'm one of his favorite people ;) (I think...) and instead, he got sidelined by Mr. Baddley.

...We argue a little about Bobby and I dancing and what actually went down...

#4: BINGO! Eli asks me to dance. We dance. Staring into each others eyes and finishing our argument. HEAVEN. (minus the arguing. that wasn't so hot.)   Rascal Flatts. Elijah Dean Wilson. Dancing ever so slowly. OHHH YEAH BUDDY!

At this point, dance got super lame. There was literally like maybe a solid 20 people there. I knew MAYBE 6. :( I'm such a loser. ANYWAY! We go to my house and watch a movie. War of the Worlds. Tom Cruise. Scene with no shirt. Oh yeah baby! 

I'm sitting next to Eli when the little booger (Izzy Bizzy) comes and sit where? Right. Between. Us. Why? Because she: "loves Eli." akl;gjl;frgjoretiuor4utweoiutgoiejkltgregr <---my feeling right then.

She sits with Eli for a few minutes and continues coming back and forth between Eli and Lexie (a.k.a. laska don't ask why. cuz I don't know.) 

Half way through the movie I fall asleep. The movie ends and I wake up in my bed with Eli staring at me. AWK! I tell him goodbye and then go to sleep. A peaceful slumber and I'm sure I dreamt about something but due to the trajectory of the moon I can't remember.

I love Eli. I couldn't be happier with that man. Ohhhh boy! 

Until next time.

Homecoming

SOOOOOOOO last weekend I went to homecoming and lemme tell ya! I didn't care about the dance, or the dress, the outfits or the corsage. The thing I cared about most was the man who took me! Ohhh boy!! This kid is possibly one of my favorite people to be alive on this Earth right now. He's adorable and sweet, loving and SO SUPERDY kind! I don't know where I would be without that dude. He is such a blessing in my life!!

He keeps me sane and makes me laugh more than anything in the world. Even when I don't wanna smile. He's truly my best friend and I couldn't ask for ANYTHING better!

Elijah Dean Wilson, keep doin' what you're doin'....it's fabulous! ;)